Better Living Through Technology

Are you excited about the new iPhone? I know, I am too. What do you think the world is going to be like once the iPhone is released? Obviously there's going to be world peace. Duh. And no one will ever go hungry again because iPhones will provide food for everyone. No one will ever be sad either, thanks to iPhone. With your iPhone, you'll be able to search the "real" internet and find videos of things like skateboarding bulldogs, and how can you be unhappy if you are watching a video of a skateboarding bulldog?

When the iPhone becomes available, the environment will become clean and global warming will stop because the iPhone will provide all the power anyone will ever need. Of course the batteries in the iPhone won't last very long and you will only be able to get them through Apple and everyone will run through lots and lots of batteries, but don't worry! An iPhone powered spaceship will shoot all the used batteries into space and pollute space and that will be okay because who cares about space?

Yeah. Life is going to be so much better with the iPhone. And then when iPhone 2.0 comes along, maybe we will all even be able to use it to make phone calls.