GTA IV (what else is there to say?)

Wow, the graphics are bomb, the acting is top-notch, you can blow the TIRES, and there's an AWESOME electronica soundtrack. Well, at least for the trailer: dananana, buh duh duh duh dhan, and so on. The pedestrians now actually EAT SNACKS -- how awesome is that?! Hopefully the improved AI also means they now know not to jump in front of my speeding vehicle, but one can't hope for miracles.

Apparently the story follows Niko Bellic, an Eastern European immigrant (note the accent), as he does typical Grand Theft Auto things in his pursuit of the American dream. If you don't already have an Xbox 360 (for shame), go down to Target, pick up a console, then run on over to the nearest game store and get your name on the waiting list for the waiting list for the waiting list. Ooh, the trailer's enough to send shivers of delight down one's thighs. The game will probably render sex completely obsolete.