Did Anyone Know That Paris Hilton Went to Jail?

America just really needs to get over its obsession with this vapid skank. It’s gotten to the point where we she’s actually being paid for her jail time. Oh yes, that’s right, one million dollars is being shelled out to land an interview with Miss Hilton, and that’s freaking ridiculous because A) she doesn’t need the money B) who cares??? The interview is going to go something like this: “Blah blah I’m changed, blah blah I’m a different person.” Puh-leez. The only thing we can hope for is that the often (well, sometimes) astute and penetrating Meredith Vieira, who is slated to perform the interview, won’t just ask run-of-the-mill questions about how hard jail was for Paris and how she’s feels it’s changed her (although chances are, those two issues will basically function as the interview’s overall theme). It’s time for the world to move on from Paris Hilton, and as a means of instigating such a movement, this blog entry will terminate…now.

CNN doesn't cooperate with bloggers, so here's the link to the article containing the television report by Anderson Cooper: http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/06/22/paris.jail.reut/index.html